People to Punish When I Am Emperor
- 25 June 2007 Lollers
- 23 November 2005 Apostrophe Abusers
- July 2005 Sony
- 02 October 2005 DVD Commercial Inventors
- 05 September 2005 People Who Fail To Use Turn Signals
- 31 August 2005 People Who Give Away Spoilers
- 30 August 2005 Bad Parkers
- 29 August 2005 Fanfic Writers
- 25 August 2005 POS Self-Checkout UI Designers
- 16 August 2005 Highway 101 Designers
- 13 August 2005 Prime Timers
- 26 July 2005 People Who Use the Word Utilize
- 25 July 2005 People Who Park Carts In The Middle of Aisles
- 23 July 2005 Reporters
- 22 July 2005 Fairly Useless Phone Companies